Jane Kaha Gaye Woh Din …

Summer days bring to my lethargic mind,
My childhood days — one-of-a-kind.
Carefree days, filled with frolic and fun,
Till the moon pleaded to the sun for her turn.

Mixed-gender cricket was played before the two meals of the day,
Unheeding of the indiscriminate suntan to the bodily clay. 

Despite losing sight of the flying shuttlecock with the approaching night,
Badminton was still played under the supervision of a dim street light. 

While the school gave us lessons only in verbal communication,
The game of cards innocently taught us the art of non-verbal manipulation.

Boys played carrom in pursuit of the only ‘queen’,
Girls unabashedly took turns to pocket the ‘carrom men’, meandering in between.

The Bird’s Eye Spies turned into desi Dabba, I Spy (Dabba, Ice-pice?),
When the ‘seeker’ identified the players by the beast in their cry.

Life skills were learned while playing sakli,
Chasing and tagging players, holding each other’s hands firmly.

Pockets sagged, and the tin cans reverberated with the sound of marbles,
Which were triumphantly knocked out of the established circles.

Seven Stones was played only occasionally,
Because failing to dodge the red rubber ball would hurt severely.

Stereotypes made hopscotch quite unpopular among boys,
Just as they refrained from playing pretend play with miniature kitchen toys. 

Of course, summer vacations were all about plenty of games,
But this narrative will be incomplete if I leave out three significant names —
Collegian, Chapta Chana, and Pankh.

Relishing these delicacies felt like euphoria,
And that too, just at the cost of 25 paisa!

Spending a rupee or two was considered lavish,
‘Sharing is caring’, in that moment, sounded gibberish.

Jane kaha gaye woh din…
Jane kaha gaye woh kith and kin…

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Collegian is what we know as Collegian Bhel today. But back then, unlike today, it was just a mixture of blanched peanuts, spicy chutney, and drops of lemon juice. 
A man with a thin moustache, curly hair, and a white-toothed grin — Mangabhai — was our collegian guy.

Pankh is what everybody knows as baraf gola. I don’t know why we called it so, because neither was shaved ice moulded in the form of a pankh nor any pankhs were attached to the stick of the gola.
Mohammadbhai — our pankh guy — would announce his arrival with the sound of a bell hanging under his cart. Kala khatta was the preferred flavour for most of us.

Chapta Chana, famously called Chana Chor Garam, with green chutney, garam masala and drops of lemon juice.
Our Chapta Chanawala kaka (sadly, we never cared to ask his name) was more than six feet tall, with a shaven head and choti tied in a knot. A wooden peti (box), fastened with a sturdy black leather belt, hung around his strong neck. I don’t remember the exact words of his loud calls in our mohalla, but his voice still echoes in my ears.  

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Note: The title is inspired by a song from the Hindi movie ‘Mera Naam Joker’. 

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The Eternal Rant

Stay away
Sit there
Stand at a distance
Sleep on the floor mattress
Clean your plates
Wash your soiled clothes
Wash your blotched bedsheet
Wait for your turn to bathe
Do not touch here and there
Do not touch the cupboard
Do not touch the kitchen


Stay hungry unless you are served food
Stay thirsty unless you are given water
Stay calm even when you are ill-treated
Bear the discomfort
Bear the cramps
Bear all pain
We can’t touch you
We can’t apply balm
We can’t provide you comfort
It’s dirty
It’s a taboo
It’s a religious practice
It’s your fate
You are a girl.

Masquerade

Mask a raid of a masquerader
and it creates a new self:
true identity is soundlessly shelved.
Dancing to the tune of 
the cacophonic world,
hypocrisy, cunningness and vices alike
lie hidden beneath some anonymous guise:
powerless and voiceless;
incapacitated to rise. 

O! Masquerader, wear a mask. 
Subconsciously, for you, it shouldn’t be
a herculean task.
When you need to be 
cautious and conscious,
you are unconscious
to the maddening hue and cry
and to the deathbeds where
many relationships lie to die.

But you say, 
wearing a mask has become 
an onerous task for you today.
You feel smothered and suffocated.
You feel dictated:
It’s just a piece of cloth.

Oh! The irony!

Sisterly Conversation

In Jainism and Hinduism, Saraswati is revered as the goddess of knowledge, wisdom, art, music and speech, while Laxmi is revered as the goddess of wealth, prosperity, fortune, love, joy and beauty.

In my musings, I imagined what if these two goddesses would have a conversation in contemporary times.

Saraswati :
I pity humankind.
They have eyes, but
still they are blind.

Laxmi :
Are you jealous,
because towards you
they are generally callous?

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